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Andrew Auernheimer
Oðinnsson. Market abuser. Internationally notorious computer criminal.
My presentence report, where my mom helps the feds attack me again
So I've repeatedly avoided making statements regarding my family, but my mother keeps commenting about me to the media. I suppose I should discuss quickly the nature and character of her comments.

My parents are perfect examples of how secular liberalism destroys families and will rot out the foundations of our very civilization.

A few years ago, I expressed a number of radical political opinions. I do not like the velocity of this country, and I committed myself to bettering it. My parents, being dyed-in-the-wool liberals, strongly disagreed with much of my politics which are rooted in the Protestant ethic and classic Western literature. I decided to spread rebellion by taking that whole "lulz" meme primetime, and I think I did a relatively good job of it especially considering the total lack of capital I had to accomplish the task. There's a lot of history there that's outside the scope of this post.

Like anyone who achieves success influencing our culture in a way the powerful disapprove of, I received some negative attention from our friendly neighborhood Secret Service and Federal Bureau of Investigation branches. They didn't know where I was living at the time, so they visited my parents.

Now here's the remarkable thing: my mother talked to them, extensively. She did everything she could to assist the feds in their investigation. When they get around to kicking my door in years later, they cited facts that they got from my parents in their search warrant.

This is the sad reality of Marxist thought. Marx said we should be a religionless, cultureless worker class where collectivism erodes family ties. My parents hold their politics so highly, that they think I should go to jail for expressing ideas they despise. My mother holds the state above the life and well being of her own son.

They were ashamed that their son could be a target of a federal investigation and disowned me. Which was simply symbolic since I lived far away and it wasn't like they had ever shelled out money for my rent. Still, it was sad to see their sense of propriety and love of liberal politics overcome their sense of love for me.

I just got my pre-sentencing report. This document determines how much time I will spend in prison. It, largely, contains chunks of text where my own mother's praise of her own parenting is encapsulated by her shit talking me. She continues, to this very day, to assist the federal government in attacking me. It further astounds me that the federal government uses her word as an authority, given that we haven't seen each other for about 8 years now. This woman has not been a witness to any of my life past the point where I got the Perl camel book, so basically the last half of it.

I do not have any animosity towards my parents. I had quite a good childhood. I look at my mother's actions today and I pity her, a brainwashed drone of a state gone mad. Who would treat their own children like this? I'll tell you who: almost everyone. Collectivist thought has injured countless families. The only strong families I meet today are through a few religions that still have a backbone, usually the LDS. I wish I could have grown up with a family as strong as those I meet in my faith.

I love my parents, and I hope they come to salvation through the ordinance of baptism. I haven't had much contact with them for the past 8 years (who in their right mind would associate with people that aid the seditious criminals of the federal government with their persecutions?) but I wish them the best. A sentiment that unfortunately, they do not return.

What I do know is that if feds ever came to my door asking for information about my children, I'd tell them to eat shit.
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zapjaste From: zapjaste Date: March 9th, 2013 09:18 am (UTC) (link)
weev :( that is truly sad. i remember a couple of years back reading something that allegedly quoted your mother but i felt weirded out while reading it, like i was reading something i didn't feel i had the right (based on my own ethics, not any sort of censorship nonsense) to read, so i never bothered to figure out if it was actually her and i never followed up on it.


the fact that you dont hold any animostiy toward your parents (and instead see the bigger picture) says a lot about your character. i hope someday i can learn to strengthen that trait within myself.

ilu weev.
vargtimmen From: vargtimmen Date: March 9th, 2013 12:09 pm (UTC) (link)
Shit man, I'm sorry. I don't like to think about it by my parents would probably do the same. This fucking country brings out the worst in everybody.
auntiesiannan From: auntiesiannan Date: March 9th, 2013 01:53 pm (UTC) (link)
Oh weev :( I remember reading some quotes from your mother in an article a month or two ago and I was wondering what the hell her deal was, that she would sell you out so fast. I am truly sorry.
octal From: octal Date: March 9th, 2013 05:50 pm (UTC) (link)
I kind of agree re: LDS. Except for the whole being an atheist thing.
shutter From: shutter Date: March 9th, 2013 07:37 pm (UTC) (link)
& the whole disowning children for being gay or not wanting to be mormon thing.
paranoiattaque From: paranoiattaque Date: March 10th, 2013 05:13 am (UTC) (link)
jesus, that's fucked up. i'm sorry, weev.
witterson From: witterson Date: March 11th, 2013 12:52 am (UTC) (link)
The vast majority of my American friends seem to have genuinely bad parents they cannot trust. It probably doesn't hurt that I grew up in an economic deprived ghetto in a community where the state was unquestionably seen as the enemy but I can tell you one thing with pride: If I came knocking on the door of a parent or sibling with a dead body, they'd get a shovel. And I would do the same. I'm sorry your country fosters that kind of state > family idea.
rlbar From: rlbar Date: January 7th, 2014 01:38 am (UTC) (link)
В каком-то блоге я уже замечал эту тему!
lepid0ptera From: lepid0ptera Date: October 5th, 2014 07:09 pm (UTC) (link)
Some LDS also disown their children that leave their church.

(I should know, I've dated ex-LDS)

I think you'll find that parents everywhere can value their views over their children, regardless of the content of those views.

Edited at 2014-10-05 07:12 pm (UTC)
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