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obligatory begging post - Andrew Auernheimer — LiveJournal
Oðinnsson. Market abuser. Internationally notorious computer criminal.
obligatory begging post
Well now! It seems from the comments on my last post (largely consisting of "where are you" and "where did you go" it seems that most of you do not follow the news. Which I can understand because the news is generally garbage. In case you were unaware, I got federally indicted. I was actually sending out posts from the joint (I did 40 days, quite biblical, and was released on February 28th and am now awaiting trial), but unfortunately the person I trusted to update my LJ turned out to be horribly untrustworthy in a whole array of ways. They flaked and never updated this so ya'll never saw what I was saying or my predicament. I've backdated the two major emails I wrote from Federal prison so they won't flood ur f-lists:
Up until a couple days ago my bail conditions prohibited me using the internet for basically anything, but now I can solicit donations for my legal defense fund going on at http://freeweev.info/. Please spread the word about it. It turns out defending yourself from the federal government takes a six figure sum of cash and they already stole everything I had. I am available for hire for copywriting/unix sysad/c perl and bash/deliverability/viral marketing consulting/welding/whatever if you know of anyone hiring in the NYC/North Jersey area or anything I can work remotely. I am going to trial. Wish me luck, and please send cash. I am facing a decade in prison if I don't get funds for a good legal defense.

I guess I should talk about life out on bail for a sec. I am broke as fuck but having a good time. There are a few pieces of ONTD fodder that have happened since I got out in February:
  • I met Karen Gillian (Amy from Doctor Who) on the rooftop bar at The Standard hotel in the packing district of Manhattan. We were the only people really dancing in the discoteque and when I see her up top on the roof she says in a heavy Scottish accent "always great to meet a fellow rocker". We get to talking and I tell her about my pending federal computer crime indictment. We end up in a long conversation about astrophysics and how the double-slit experiment is proof of a divine creator and she drags me to Hogs and Heifers and buys me shots of tequila. Thanks, Karen. I needed the sauce. I had never seen an episode of the new Doctor Who series but I have since seen Demon's Run and Let's Kill Hitler. It is some of the best television ever. Why did nobody tell me it was so great (besides this_is_not_art's hubby)?
  • Wyatt Cenac from the Daily Show and I were on the same radio show. I shook hands with him! I think he is the best Daily Show correspondent currently on the show. Rob Riggle however is still the funniest of all time.
  • Something about DSK. I was deliberately misquoted on the issue. They said I said "I dont want to say they trapped him, but it seems like there is more to the story". Among many other things presented by the journalist, this is not true. I said that "he didn't rape anyone" and it was "blatantly obvious Sarkozy set him up". Which turned out to be more or less the case, but the press at the time was trying to crucify Strauss-Khan. I thought the article in question was generally funny so I liked it but it just goes to show that media people always write what they want to write regardless of the truth. I was honored for the chance to defend Dominique when everyone else was slandering him. He could be one of the 144,000 blessed Jews written of in Revelations. I hope he becomes the President of France.
It is 9/11 and I live in the NYC area now, so it is kind of a big deal. I pray for all the Americans murdered during that historic tragedy and their families. Death would be too kind of an ending for those who were truly responsible for that great crime. I hope one day those involved are fully brought to justice.

For the time being, because I am heaven sent I am drived to a dive of low lives and low rent. I am in a sorta crappy condition objectively but my spirits are high and there is just so much to relay about my life as of late as of late that I don't even know how. I may not post anything else after this but just know that I love ya'll. 

Oh, and if anyone has like, a spare smartphone plz hook it up.
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From: (Anonymous) Date: September 11th, 2011 01:22 pm (UTC) (link)
I have no money but I will send prayers.

come on ed.ch irc
weev From: weev Date: September 11th, 2011 01:29 pm (UTC) (link)
Really can't touch that scene right now!

If you have no money but have time, spread the word about the legal defense fund. It needs some active lobbying.
auntiesiannan From: auntiesiannan Date: September 11th, 2011 03:08 pm (UTC) (link)
weev darling! You have been missed. I tried to call in to WFMU but that was a fail venture. I wanted to rap about bitcoins.

auntiesiannan From: auntiesiannan Date: September 11th, 2011 03:18 pm (UTC) (link)
also we need to get you a book deal. if that weasel mitnick can get one so can you.
zapjaste From: zapjaste Date: September 11th, 2011 07:36 pm (UTC) (link)
holy shit weev hello. ilu.
lol nice return date to the internet.
i will text you soon or w/e.
fnord23 From: fnord23 Date: September 11th, 2011 08:31 pm (UTC) (link)
allo allo
witterson From: witterson Date: September 11th, 2011 08:53 pm (UTC) (link)
Good to see you back. Will spread the word.
zopilote From: zopilote Date: September 11th, 2011 09:03 pm (UTC) (link)

the devil you know the devil you don't

this update brought a smile to my face. i don't have any dough to send but i will remain vigilant in belief. i may be in your zone soon - if you want to hang, kick me a little more info so i can get in touch with ya.
krowface From: krowface Date: September 12th, 2011 02:54 am (UTC) (link)
"Death would be too kind of an ending for those who were truly responsible for that great crime."

the guys who flew the planes into the towers are already dead, stupid.
weev From: weev Date: September 12th, 2011 05:07 am (UTC) (link)
to believe that those responsible for architecting 9/11 are dead would be foolish. it is highly questionable as to whether or not that is the case.
From: cunt_destroyer Date: September 12th, 2011 03:21 am (UTC) (link)
wow you met karen gillian! that is so awesome i made an account just to comment. doctor who is fantastic.
weev From: weev Date: September 12th, 2011 05:20 am (UTC) (link)
yeah she was a super rad chick. totally righteous.
darkcube From: darkcube Date: September 12th, 2011 07:52 am (UTC) (link)
i sent a git pull request to sneak to update the site with the t-shirt info (he's slacking), but this place is as good as any...


here's the shirt design.

weev, give me a mailing address and what size you'd like, and i'll send you a couple shirts. would be lol to wear one to court, but i don't think it would help your case much. :)
weev From: weev Date: September 12th, 2011 08:00 am (UTC) (link)
not all martyrs achieve divinity, but at least i tried... and i look alright on a t-shirt while doing it!
the_hamburglar From: the_hamburglar Date: September 12th, 2011 09:16 am (UTC) (link)
Hey man, when exactly will you be fighting the man in the room? I won't be able to donate for at least half a year because my life has taken a pretty shitty turn too. If you can wait that long I'll try to send about $500.
weev From: weev Date: September 12th, 2011 09:31 am (UTC) (link)
hey man, you can still spread the word! I don't know when shit is going down. i have a continuance signed until January so trial might be then. if i don't raise funds, i'm probably going to prison so hey you can always send commissary money so i can have stamps and paper and computer time!
labrynthos From: labrynthos Date: September 12th, 2011 01:22 pm (UTC) (link)
Spreading the word. Welcome back.
weev From: weev Date: September 12th, 2011 04:49 pm (UTC) (link)
thanks darlin'. get that fine ass of yours out there lobbying for me.
From: (Anonymous) Date: September 12th, 2011 05:12 pm (UTC) (link)

Bunnies Representing the Free Weev Alliance

weev From: weev Date: September 12th, 2011 05:23 pm (UTC) (link)

Re: Bunnies Representing the Free Weev Alliance

shutter From: shutter Date: September 12th, 2011 07:37 pm (UTC) (link)
your backdated emails are the same link!
weev From: weev Date: September 12th, 2011 07:55 pm (UTC) (link)
omg sorry. fixed!
cryptorphc From: cryptorphc Date: September 13th, 2011 01:36 am (UTC) (link)
Are you available for babysitting? I hear that's good cash.
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Fuk. Weev, I've missed you man. I've scoured for hours on the netz but couldn't find a fucking word on your stat for months. SO good to hear your rhetorical voice again. Mad Love. <3

weev From: weev Date: September 13th, 2011 04:58 am (UTC) (link)
sure, why not. how do i get babysitting gigs? where do i go? what do i do? lawl.

there aren't enough beautiful english women in this world who think a bashprompt is as magical as i do. plz keep on rockin' in the free world <3
From: (Anonymous) Date: September 14th, 2011 06:24 pm (UTC) (link)
I read the German translation of some interview you gave to some Australian newspaper years ago and thought you seemed like a intelligent guy. Sorry I can't help with money, but good luck to you.
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