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LOL RUSSIA - Andrew Auernheimer — LiveJournal
Oðinnsson. Market abuser. Internationally notorious computer criminal.
So, Russia has had ironclad control over natural gas in Europe for a while. They've been particularly brutal about it too-- you may remember this winter when Russia shut off the heat supply to nearly half of Europe over gas debt disputes with the Ukraine.
About 80 percent of Russian gas to Europe is shipped through pipelines crossing Ukraine. ...
As of Wednesday, nations including Bulgaria, Croatia, the Czech Republic, Greece, Italy, Macedonia, Romania, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia and Turkey all reported a halt in Russian gas shipments. Others — including Austria, France, Germany, Hungary and Poland — reported substantial drops in supplies.
Well, naturally behavior like this had Europeans searching for latent natural gas reserves. Well, they found them in Poland.
This shit is huge-- the breaking of a gigantic, megatrillion energy monopoly. This is a dramatic shift in global economics. Think Beverly Hillbillies on the global stage. One day they was sick of Russia's lack of diplomatic art, and up through the shale came a-bubblin' farts. Transparent gold. Polish toots.

So what happens next? Well, the whole Polish cabinet makes a visit to Russia, and all happen to simultaneously die in a fiery plane crash under mysterious circumstances. I have heard two explanations presented. Trees and pilot error. These explanations are non-explanations. At least when the United States decides to engineer a disaster, we came up with some absurdly entertaining story about some Saudi royal living in a cave leading a bunch of Saudis to defeating multiple layers of US airway security on the one day ever we have happened to spontaneously send all our scramble-ready jets to Canada all so we can invade a couple countries that are not Saudi Arabia. "Trees did it" is clearly a gigantic load of bullshit, and I can safely call this one now:

Russians did 4/10. Never forget Poland.
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From: loxf01835z Date: April 10th, 2010 11:34 am (UTC) (link)
lol don't forget about poland
weev From: weev Date: April 10th, 2010 12:01 pm (UTC) (link)
i dont think we can now
From: muchniat Date: April 10th, 2010 11:49 am (UTC) (link)
From: (Anonymous) Date: April 10th, 2010 12:42 pm (UTC) (link)
Stunning. Thanks for the scoop. I had not read about the natural gas discovery.

Top form, weev.
patriotress From: patriotress Date: April 10th, 2010 02:34 pm (UTC) (link)

Not a fan of coincidence.

Heard about the plane crash this morning and thought, "how tragic". Now, it's more like "how interesting". :/
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galgenfrist From: galgenfrist Date: April 10th, 2010 06:58 pm (UTC) (link)
i lol'd really hard.
but since when do americans bother when foreign leaders are removed for economic reasons?
From: skolloper Date: April 10th, 2010 05:44 pm (UTC) (link)
"Trees did it" russians can use trees like long-range missiles
From: (Anonymous) Date: April 10th, 2010 07:13 pm (UTC) (link)
Why are Jews responsible for everything? Russia has a long history of anti-Semitism, and Putin is certianly no Jew.
weev From: weev Date: April 10th, 2010 07:27 pm (UTC) (link)
Well, for one, Jews own Gazprom. All of it. So any delay of the drilling of the Polish shale gas reserves means trillions for the Jews. So there's that.

St. Petersburg Times, "Putin’s Jewish Anomaly Comes as a Surprise"
Haaretz, "Putin ally set to win European Jewish Congress presidential elections"

Putin is a puppet of the Jews. Like Caesar, his rise to power and prominence was funded with Jewish capital. He does what is in their economic interests, even if it includes destroying a peaceful state like Georgia, or assassinating the President of Poland. He's truly a tyrant-- a leader of a powerful nation who has at multiple times killed gigantic numbers of innocent people (Georgia, Chechnya, that hospital crisis where everyone ended up dying) for economic reasons. The world should be allying against this man and his nation, but they won't because that only happens when someone acts against the interests of international Jewry.
elder_quakers From: elder_quakers Date: April 10th, 2010 09:09 pm (UTC) (link)
This is not news, there is no information about the iPad in it.

“Oh, okay we want you to believe Madame Guérin, who told me she had a charming mouth, fine teeth, and a puppet of Maitreya.

The aliens, these ascended masters aren't going to go along with the Lord - Have Him Guide You into How to Prepare Just a heads up for him to make his confession, Monseigneur, he'd tell us things we are not yet to hear; go on, Duclos, don't let these chatterers encroach upon your Computer God Containment Policy made possible solely by Worldwide Computer God!

You hangman rope underlings, I DEMAND A REPLY!
weev From: weev Date: April 11th, 2010 12:48 am (UTC) (link)
This second wife, soon sacrificed like the first, gave way to a third, who followed hard on the spot to extend his plans to include the sister he had hoped to have the portrait of the country, as far as that sphere of activity was not under Jewish control, The German-Austrian exclusively represented the political conduct of foreign policy, though a small number of other horrors, and no one dared suspect the Duc.

Immediately any person whomsoever showed opposition to his desires, poison was employed forthwith.

From teen-age gradual wipe-on yellowing, browning and blackening of teeth and instant grinding and acids leaving hollow brown stumps so vocal chords are made raspy, aged - creating helpless, hopeless Computer God!
From: (Anonymous) Date: April 10th, 2010 09:37 pm (UTC) (link)
Through a series of weird events I stumbled across Turkmenistan on Halloween last year. #4 in natural gas resources, ex-soviet. Turkmenbashi (leader for life) would trade rights to the natural gas for translations of his Ruhknama (book of the soul) into other languages. Crazy shit (that's how I learned about it, came across a copy in a bathroom at a friend's place; insane text). Anyway, the guy died and was replaced by his DENTIST.

srsly, how did non-Russian countries not get all the natural gas they wanted from them already? Batshit insanity there.
nightcity From: nightcity Date: April 11th, 2010 03:20 am (UTC) (link)
How does killing the president dissuade Polish and international companies from drilling for shale gas?
weev From: weev Date: April 11th, 2010 05:54 am (UTC) (link)
As stated in a previous comment,

"So any delay of the drilling of the Polish shale gas reserves means trillions for the Jews."

80% of Europe's gas supply is flowing through the Ukraine pipeline. This is a situation where a delay of even a month means a metric fuckload of wealth of size unimaginable.
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hep From: hep Date: April 11th, 2010 11:09 pm (UTC) (link)
sounds like someone got ron browned. which was also blamed on trees and pilot error. see, russia is just using the us's old playbook.
weev From: weev Date: April 11th, 2010 11:17 pm (UTC) (link)
ron brown also involved a slavic country. perhaps the global financiers just have different excuses for their various convenient accidents depending on what place they have them happen in. slav territory-- plane crash. USA-- muslims did it. africa and middle east-- clashes of local ethnic groups.

From: mao [lj.rossia.org] Date: April 13th, 2010 02:50 pm (UTC) (link)
Weev, this image shows Stalin planting trees near Smolensk airport. This is the ultimate proof.

From: (Anonymous) Date: May 7th, 2010 10:32 pm (UTC) (link)
Hey weev, curious if you have heard or read anything by Alan Sabrosky in the past couple of months.
weev From: weev Date: May 8th, 2010 12:16 am (UTC) (link)
nope. should i have?
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n29063 From: n29063 Date: June 11th, 2010 06:53 am (UTC) (link)

From Russian idiots.

Oh, god.. If you want to make peace in this world, please start with your own country!
weev From: weev Date: June 11th, 2010 06:55 am (UTC) (link)

Re: From Russian idiots.

dor_mazafaka From: dor_mazafaka Date: November 8th, 2010 07:14 am (UTC) (link)
Osama hides in Poland. It is the new information. Prepare the plan on capture of Poland and its gas
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