i
read spamcop
complaints that
said we were
filthy spammers
all opt-out
fraudulent
evil rebill scammers

in between lines of coke
and cracking jokes
about fake legal threats
i hit reply
to this guy
to let him know
how it goes

well now i've got some advice for you little buddy
before you whine to abuse you should know that
sometime previously
you signed up for a service
and in the AUP
you gave us the right to inbox you.

so if i'm fuckin spam then you're fuckin' spam as well
so i'm just gonna keep inboxin' your ass

all you know about me is a .com,
dumb fuck
i sold out long before i filed with a registry
i sold my soul to send some emails,
dip shit
AND YOU SIGNED UUUPPPPPPPPPPPP

so shut up and BUY 
BUY
BUY
premium accounts
FIND
LOCAL
SINGLES
send more money!
fuck you buddy.