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Oðinnsson. Market abuser. Internationally notorious computer criminal.
If you don't hear from me within 2 weeks it was actually the muslims that were evil and not the jews


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From: candent Date: December 22nd, 2008 02:27 pm (UTC) (link)
Dubai doesn't count. It's not like you're going to Iran or something.
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separated From: separated Date: December 22nd, 2008 02:56 pm (UTC) (link)
jtothecapitalc From: jtothecapitalc Date: December 22nd, 2008 03:58 pm (UTC) (link)
Yes but loving money pretty much = loving Americans. You will not be persecuted, beheaded, converted to Islam, or or stuffed into a sack. I loved the Emirates. Try some camel milk!
weev From: weev Date: December 22nd, 2008 04:47 pm (UTC) (link)
I don't know about persecuted. There was a dude there that went to prison for 4 years for having some pot residoe ON THE BOTTOM OF HIS SHOE. Luckily I am entering the country with hydromorphone, oxymorphone, dexedrine, ketaset, fentanyl, adderall, temazepam, bromazepam and hydrocodone. They are okay with that!

Some lesbians kissed on the beach for a second and got sent to prison for it. Unmarried tourists have been arrested and threatened. You have to be really, really careful in Dubai. Also, I'm going on business. There is a small chance I could have my passport seized and be forced into slavery (a common practice in Dubai) if the politics get ugly. It's no paradise.

Edited at 2008-12-22 04:50 pm (UTC)
jtothecapitalc From: jtothecapitalc Date: December 22nd, 2008 11:20 pm (UTC) (link)

Good thing they didn't check my lungs

Well, try not to kiss any lesbians.
hep From: hep Date: December 22nd, 2008 03:22 pm (UTC) (link)
i dont think iran is evil but i hate turkey. that country is the biggest crock ever. also georgia but they arent muslim.

bosnian muslims are the best tho. Mi nedamo bosnisku nikada!
weev From: weev Date: December 22nd, 2008 04:57 pm (UTC) (link)
I hate Georgians too. In fact, I hate everyone from the Caucasus. It is the muddiest place in the world, full of Armenian pig dogs. I get really indignant every time I'm asked to classify myself as Caucasian. I explain to people how I'm upper sorb, a fucking wend for fucks sake and that I am mortal enemies with Caucasians. I would be more okay with there being "European Aryan" "European Semite" and "European Hamite" and "High Slav" and "Mud Slav" on forms next to the Caucasian box. I could check Euro-Aryan and High Slav and not associate myself with any muds.
separated From: separated Date: December 22nd, 2008 02:55 pm (UTC) (link)
ahhahaha. safe travels, man. hope you have an alright trip.
separated From: separated Date: December 22nd, 2008 02:57 pm (UTC) (link)
alllllllsooooo isn't that the most terrifying in terms of getting arrested for ridiculous things airport

tupelo From: tupelo Date: December 22nd, 2008 02:57 pm (UTC) (link)
Have fun. I'm jealous. See some belly dancing.
hep From: hep Date: December 22nd, 2008 03:20 pm (UTC) (link)
i lolled
From: (Anonymous) Date: December 22nd, 2008 11:04 pm (UTC) (link)
since you are in the Middle East, if you decide to visit Egypt I'll happily act as your tour guide :D
blue_star_cadet From: blue_star_cadet Date: December 23rd, 2008 03:10 am (UTC) (link)
Enjoy yourself, try not to get kidnapped
From: (Anonymous) Date: December 23rd, 2008 06:13 am (UTC) (link)
enjoy the trip and don't get fucked over by the local police.
labrynthos From: labrynthos Date: December 23rd, 2008 03:23 pm (UTC) (link)
I'm jealous.

You need to stay at the Burj al Arab if you happen that way...
theniceprice From: theniceprice Date: December 28th, 2008 12:13 am (UTC) (link)
actually the muslims.. hm okay let me get a pen and jot this down. not the jews. hm!

i wouldn't kidnap weev anyways. he's scary. he would say scary things.

i heard dubai was falling apart at the seams. what a spectacular ghost town it would make.
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