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An open letter to members of the New Jersey District Court, FBI, and DOJ, consisting of an invoice. - Andrew Auernheimer
Oðinnsson. Market abuser. Internationally notorious computer criminal.
An open letter to members of the New Jersey District Court, FBI, and DOJ, consisting of an invoice.
To the Honorable Susan D. Wigenton, US Attorney Paul J. Fishman, Assistant US Attorney Zach Intrater, and FBI Special Agent Christian Schorle,

"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them?" -Shakespeare

It has long been one of the fundamental pillars of our system of law that when one commits a crime against another, they are made to give restitution to their victims.

I have, over the course of 3 years, been made the victim of a criminal conspiracy by those in the federal government. This was a conspiracy of sedition and treason, perpetrated with violence by a limited number of federal agents to deprive me of my constitutional rights to a fair trial and unlawfully put me in prison. This is not a hallucination on my part. These claims were in fact verified by the Third Circuit Court of Appeals when they vacated the false judgement against me imposed by the court of Judge Susan D. Wigenton. Perhaps you haven't read the opinion of the appeals court exposing all of you as liars and seditionists yet. If so, here you go: https://www.eff.org/files/2014/04/11/weev.pdf

On January 18th, 2011 I was kidnapped at gunpoint by the US Marshals from Fayetteville, Arkansas, the town where I was born, based off a criminal complaint based on complete falsehoods written by FBI Special Agent Christian Schorle. The complaint alleged I had broken into AT&T's servers (I hadn't, as confirmed by the appeals court which verified no evidence was presented that any of my accesses bypassed security restrictions) and that New Jersey was the jurisdiction because AT&T was headquartered there. In actuality, AT&T was headquartered at the time in Houston, Texas. This sort of blatant falsehood is verifiable by a simple Google search.

Thus I was taken from Arkansas, the nicest place I ever lived, and brought to Newark, New Jersey, a place worse than any of the many third world countries I have visited. I was held under bail conditions where the government refused to allow me to work in my industry, told me where I could live (I was not allowed to return to my birthplace of Arkansas where I lived at no expense, and instead forced to pay rent in New Jersey), and was subject to the indignity and expense of regular mandatory travel to the Newark courthouse to urinate in front of a federal employee. I was told where I could travel, and where and how I could sleep. My time and life was completely monopolized by the federal government during this period, again based off false statements from a lying piece of shit in the federal government.

I then spent a swath of the next years struggling to find an attorney because the overworked federal defender I was given told me to plea to false charges because even if I was innocent there was no way I'd win. I then struggled to get this attorney enough resources to fight the case while he was struggling to keep the lights in his office on.

Going to trial two years later, the United States Attorneys and FBI repeatedly perjured themselves in order to wrongfully convict me. FBI Special Agent Phillip Frigm claimed that the manufactured evidence was "secured" by MD5 signatures. This was factually wrong and perjurously asserted as true under oath-- MD5 signatures do not work in the manner he implied. Assistant US Attorney Michael Martinez claimed that I committed a crime because my use of the Internet was "not like going to ESPN and checking my favorite sports team's scores", and Assistant US Attorney Zach Intrater claimed that I had committed a crime because I automated web requests with a script. This, of course, ignores the fact that the vast majority of web requests are programmatic and automated-- total API requests and automated GET per year are approaching the quadrillions. Lie after lie after lie stacked up in open court on behalf of the agents of the government. If there was any integrity left in the justice system there would be special prosecutors appointed to charge you with the perjuries you committed.

Orchestrating this circus was the judge, Susan D. Wigenton, who not only ignored my constitutional right to a trial in a reasonable location but blatantly allowed manufactured evidence and perjury on the part of FBI and DOJ employees in her courtroom. The rights I have enumerated in the Constitution (and, in some cases, even The Declaration) were violated with near completion.

At sentencing, I made the following statement to Judge Wigenton:

"I don’t come here today to ask for forgiveness. I’m here to tell this court, if it has any foresight at all, that it should be thinking about what it can do to make amends to me for the harm and the violence that has been inflicted upon my life."

It is time, now that the fraud and violence committed against me has been exposed by the appeals process, to begin making amends to me for the harm her court has done.

My current market-determined hourly rate is 1 Bitcoin an hour. I was taken from my childhood home at gunpoint on January 18th, 2011, and I was not allowed to freely exercise my liberties as a citizen until April 11th, 2014. That's 1179 days that you used my time that I am now billing you for (I gave you a discount by not including the last day). I am owed 28,296 Bitcoins. I do not accept United States dollars, as it is the preferred currency of criminal organizations such as the FBI, DOJ, ATF, and Federal Reserve and I do not assist criminal racketeering enterprises.

Know that all this wealth will be directed towards a good and charitable cause. I am building a series of memorial groves for the greatest patriots of our generation: Timothy McVeigh, Andrew Stack, and Marvin Heemeyer. You see, In the "Special Housing Unit", which is Bureau of Prisons codespeak for "solitary confinement" and "torture", I had enough time to think about the current state of federal government.

The federal government has declared war on We the People. I am but the latest casualty of the unjust and seditious war being waged against honest Americans and defenders of the Constitution. At Waco the FBI directed the murder of 76 men, women, and children. At Ruby Ridge the FBI murdered both a 14-year-old boy and a woman cradling her infant child. All federal agents are, in fact, murderous thugs and seditious terrorists. Sedition is the charge for crimes which undermine the Constitution with violence. I can assure you that violence was used against me, and the Third Circuit Court of Appeals has already verified that the case against me undermined the Constitution.

28,296 Bitcoins. This is my invoice. It will only come once. As government criminality continues to be exposed on a daily basis, there is an urgent question which our government must answer: by what civil and peaceful means can those of us harmed by government perjury, fraud, and violence be compensated for the losses we have experienced? My Bitcoin address: 1JTeYcsx37XTq5NRgjepAHDqaLHTZUL88a
Now the government's answer, or lack of it, will be permanently preserved in the Bitcoin block chain as a matter of public record. PAY ME MY MONEY, YOU LYING SUBHUMAN GARBAGE. You also should resign from your posts, as you've shown yourselves to be collective disgraces to rule of law and enemies of the United States Constitution. Those of us who actually love this country should take your places.
11 piles of shards / break my glass
From: (Anonymous) Date: May 20th, 2014 06:36 pm (UTC) (link)
I believe you are owed much more than ฿28,296, but thats just me. (Im a US citizen) good luck in your future endeavors, long live Tro LLC :)
akatosh From: akatosh Date: May 20th, 2014 07:13 pm (UTC) (link)
Welcome back to the land of the living. If you ever pass through the north VA area hit me up and I'll take ya out for drinks.
From: (Anonymous) Date: May 20th, 2014 11:41 pm (UTC) (link)
Jupiter's tears ever fall upon deaf ears drunk upon the prescribed fears of clever shaden nothing-crats spitting sermons conspired within fear derived halls of power. The wisdom of yesteryear dies within every broken statement beckoning for safe harbors as Liberty's tragic mourners dive eldritch arbors in quest for discarded angel's eyes while the Masters of Power in their cold Ivory Towers conspire of a populace blinded by desire.

Star hearted dreamer contrived kingdoms lament hollow-hearted wraiths of the idealistic modern era. Darkened ages come to cement shore: "finish what you started". Concepts realistic fall flat upon jaded choirs sadistic as virtual skies rain heaven-sent lies to better fetter all within to a scarlet national security letter. The tyrant and the leavened store it all to bind Life and Liberty to their beck and call.

where were you when my freedom died?
where were you when our leaders lied?
did you sharpen your claws?
or get lost in the applause?
where were you when Justice sighed?

You were on my mind while I wrote that man. I too have gone through something similar. An old, now shattered sword once told me "Silicon will pave the way where Steel once stood".
zopilote From: zopilote Date: May 21st, 2014 03:22 am (UTC) (link)
You have always inspired me, and you continue to. I would like to communicate with you about collaborating on something if you're game. I was extremely happy to hear about your release. If you want to contact me you can email videodromeisreal @ gmail; if that's not secure enough let me know what would be better. I hope to hear from you soon.
Cephurs From: Cephurs Date: May 21st, 2014 04:02 am (UTC) (link)
Sæll weev,
memorial groves? no shit?
remember bb's youtube vid? don't do that. Good luck with the coins and TRO,LLC.
Also, please make your journal dark. The bright white hurts my old eyes.
Þakka fyrir
From: (Anonymous) Date: May 21st, 2014 05:19 am (UTC) (link)
Hey asshole..... Mcveigh was responsible for the death of at least 70 people including children. Take your idiotic invoice and shove it on your ass.
weev From: weev Date: May 23rd, 2014 02:10 pm (UTC) (link)
this is war. the feds have declared war on us. we did not start this war. we do not want this war. yet we are at war. there have been child casualties in every single war of history. the feds are the aggressors here and they had it fucking coming.

you know who else was responsible for the deaths of at least 70 american citizens? the federal agents who burned 76 people alive, including children, at waco.
From: (Anonymous) Date: June 8th, 2014 01:22 am (UTC) (link)
It was an inside job, and the BATF knew it was going to happen.
It is impossible for the truck-bomb to do the damage pictured.
Seismic evidence indicates larger secondary explosion.
From: (Anonymous) Date: July 8th, 2014 03:45 pm (UTC) (link)
Today, while I was at work, my cousin stole my apple ipad and tested to
see if it can survive a 30 foot drop, just so she can be a youtube
sensation. My apple ipad is now broken and
she has 83 views. I know this is entirely off topic but I had to share it with someone!
weev From: weev Date: July 9th, 2014 11:00 pm (UTC) (link)
have you beaten the living shit out of her?
From: (Anonymous) Date: October 17th, 2014 11:22 am (UTC) (link)

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11 piles of shards / break my glass