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Oðinnsson. Market abuser. Internationally notorious computer criminal.

This is the purest, most perfect lulz. It made my week.

To compliment this post, here's a quote from a feminist who wants to go back in time and abort her child because he is looking at pornography:
I know, that as soon as my child leaves my home and moves into his own place that he will be looking at porn immediately. I know that I am raising a problem for women. I know that this child will one day grow and will fully absorb the messages that porn sends to men. I know that my child masturbates to degradation of my people (when I use that phrase I mean womyn) and that with every orgasm he will further solidify his own hatred of and superiority over, women. ...
I have three boys. One of them is lost to me and as a mother and a radical womyn this breaks my heart in a way I can scarcely express. I don't know if it says something terrible about me, but you know what haunts me late at night? More than anything else? I know, in my heart of hearts that, knowing what I know now, if I had it to do over again I would have had that abortion.
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conro From: conro Date: August 9th, 2007 07:53 am (UTC) (link)
What of those who jerk to furries? Do they secretly hate animals?

Head hurts.
From: anhero Date: August 9th, 2007 11:45 am (UTC) (link)
If I could castrate all men I would.
labrynthos From: labrynthos Date: August 9th, 2007 11:58 am (UTC) (link)
I don't really get the point in attacking/spamming/whatever feminist websites. Or any website really. Unless it's a corporation, or gov't entity, or something like that.

Then again, I remember what it was like to be bullied - I don't really fine that too funny as an adult.
weev From: weev Date: August 9th, 2007 12:28 pm (UTC) (link)
imposition of order = escalation of chaos

the global ruin conspiracy is an equal opportunity internet hate machine. none are spared from having their equation balanced
labrynthos From: labrynthos Date: August 9th, 2007 01:45 pm (UTC) (link)
So, what kind of sites do [they] balance? Just curious. I'd accept that explanation if I could see...say, the polar opposite of a feminist site ruined as well.

**note, I do find it amusing that feminist sites (or those that contribute to them) automatically assume that it's a misogynist thing - it always seemed like to me that ruiners or trolls will just use the tactics that get the most rewarding (for them) reaction out of their targets**

Then again, I'd be pissed as hell if somebody hacked my site or whatever - not like it's really that important of a site. I wish I knew more about net security to take measures to protect it...
weev From: weev Date: August 9th, 2007 08:27 pm (UTC) (link)
security is a myth. the only real way to protect yourself is to not make yourself a target. (no, seriously)
labrynthos From: labrynthos Date: August 9th, 2007 11:28 pm (UTC) (link)
security is a myth. the only real way to protect yourself is to not make yourself a target. (no, seriously)

I agree with you. It never ceases to amaze me that people actually think that their 10 digit alpha-numerical password that they change every month will never get hacked. Or that their email is completely safe. There's always a way around the system. I just wish I knew more about that;P Then again, I'd like to think that I don't make myself a target...

Which brings me too...for the "internet hate machine" what constitutes a viable target? What makes some hairy feminist board a more appealing target than say...Fox News? (philosophically curious here) Is there a criteria or a scoring board for "Most Potential LULZ"?
From: (Anonymous) Date: August 11th, 2007 02:04 pm (UTC) (link)
Probably the combination of batshit insane Authority Mom, radical feminism, teenage boy who wanks to online porn, and the over the top dramatic tone is what did it. Also then one of the "challengers" wrote about making an airtight hackproof site and boasted about her mad programming skillz, which must have been like a red flag in front of a bull.
dirtylittlecity From: dirtylittlecity Date: August 9th, 2007 09:36 pm (UTC) (link)
I'd say the raids against Hal Turner are a balance to the raids against the feminists. Sure Hal mostly hates the blacks, but I'm sure there is plenty of room in his heart to hate uppity bitch women as well.

labrynthos From: labrynthos Date: August 9th, 2007 11:30 pm (UTC) (link)
I'd love to see some serious trolling done to the Warriors for Innocence and the like. (not related to the recent LJ strike-through dramaz) Online vigilantes for "the children" amuse me. Or better yet, that show that entraps pedos as they seek out hot young teen sluts.
dirtylittlecity From: dirtylittlecity Date: August 9th, 2007 11:42 pm (UTC) (link)
I definitely think someone needs to troll Chris Hanson. Just lurk around teen chat rooms trying to snag one of their 25 year old JB actors, and arrange to meet them, and then show up wearing a shirt with something along the lines of "I was on Dateline's To Catch a Predator and all I got was arrested" written on it.
labrynthos From: labrynthos Date: August 9th, 2007 11:47 pm (UTC) (link)
easyjesus From: easyjesus Date: August 9th, 2007 11:49 pm (UTC) (link)
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<A HREF="http://www.anus.com>ANUS</A> did the <A HREF="http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/POSC">POSC</A> troll which simultaneously targeted Wikipedo and Perverted-Justice.

easyjesus From: easyjesus Date: August 9th, 2007 11:50 pm (UTC) (link)
weev From: weev Date: August 10th, 2007 12:40 am (UTC) (link)
you didnt close the quote in the first a href. learn to preview, jew
easyjesus From: easyjesus Date: August 10th, 2007 01:58 am (UTC) (link)
weev From: weev Date: January 9th, 2010 10:13 am (UTC) (link)
sometimes i go back through old threads.

when you made this comment I lolled for some reason that you weren't aware of.

WFI was me. I did it. they were a bunch of christian moms. I told them about child pornography on the internet. i eventually showed them fanfic on livejournal. it was part of a campaign against denise paolucci, this fat fanfic writing lesbian with a thicker mustache than me who lived in her parents basement and lead the LJ abuse team. it was successful, she was forced to resign and so was six apart's CEO barak berkowitz. it was a little too successful, and they decided to solicit a buyer for LJ and it was sold to russians and now it is covered in ads. oh well.
labrynthos From: labrynthos Date: January 9th, 2010 07:27 pm (UTC) (link)
I'd love to see your LULZ Resume.
From: (Anonymous) Date: August 11th, 2007 01:57 pm (UTC) (link)
Well as a matter of fact there ARE a number of so-called "Men's Rights Activists" blogs, and if'n you asked me, those are good eatin', lulz-wise. They're like the mirror image of the nutty radical feminist sites.

But I agree with labrynthos. The DoS shit and the floods of trolls is just lame. At least Fox News could be called powerful. I don't like people like Heart, but she's really small fish as these things go. Not worthy really.
base3 From: base3 Date: August 9th, 2007 11:22 pm (UTC) (link)

fuck me karl marx

terrorism and repression = two sides of the same coin
xtat From: xtat Date: August 10th, 2007 07:19 am (UTC) (link)
as far as I'm concerned, the point is lulz
giania From: giania Date: August 9th, 2007 01:20 pm (UTC) (link)
I read the first link and the entry on bitingbeaver.

It's people like that who are responsible for me feeling nervous about being female. People who insist on the conflicting dogma of The Evil Male and Sex Is Rape and Women Are A Magical Superior Species But Still Deserve Special Treatment. It makes me nervous because I wonder if people treat me differently when first meeting me out of fear that I'll be one of these psychos.

If these she-creatures wish to impose their own aneristic (and also bullshit) world view on others, I see no issue in diving upon ther nets in a mass erisian fury. Although I do tend to prefer more subtle forms of undermining, I definitely appreciate comedy gold that comes out in the form of statements like: "It’s funny how men will claim forever that pornography is harmless but whenever they want to intimidate or silence women out comes the pornography and the sexual insults." In response: "Sticks and stones may break my bones but porn is fap fap fap."

Also, on that first post, Godwin's Rule as early as comment #21!
weev From: weev Date: August 9th, 2007 01:44 pm (UTC) (link)
Thank you for using the term "aneristic" in regards to troll victims. I'm glad you understand. It warms my heart (srsly) to know that someone understands MY STRUGGLE. o/
giania From: giania Date: August 9th, 2007 01:54 pm (UTC) (link)
I realized you were far more awesomer than I originally took you for when I saw you quote/paraphrase the following:
imposition of order = escalation of chaos

That made my whole morning. Viva la chaos.
weev From: weev Date: August 10th, 2007 12:27 pm (UTC) (link)
Re Godwin:
These are the same types of men who shaved the heads of wymyn at Auschwitz. These are the same types of men who raped wymyn in rape camps in Bosnia. These are the same types of men who thought up the unspeakable crime of FGM.
giania From: giania Date: August 10th, 2007 02:49 pm (UTC) (link)
I'd love to know how many of the "attackers" are actually female. lord knows I'd probably chime in if I knew the first thing about 1337h@xlol.

Also: women with a Y? That's a paddlin'.
jacob_thm From: jacob_thm Date: August 9th, 2007 03:41 pm (UTC) (link)
that "i should've had an abortion" nonsense is utterly ridiculous. someone cut that cunt's ovaries out
From: (Anonymous) Date: August 11th, 2007 02:19 pm (UTC) (link)
well that certainly bolsters the "misogyny? What misogyny? There's no misogyny here!" argument
jacob_thm From: jacob_thm Date: August 11th, 2007 10:36 pm (UTC) (link)
davesslave From: davesslave Date: August 9th, 2007 03:51 pm (UTC) (link)
I see error on all sides. Attacking feminist websites--or anyone's website, for that matter, male or female--raises a lot of issues, none of them good. But making awful comments about her male child will give him a stronger, negative message. I shudder to think how he must feel knowing his own mother hates him.
girlvinyl From: girlvinyl Date: August 9th, 2007 04:55 pm (UTC) (link)
Proxy is like a condom! But in this case it masks your IP so every time you access through a proxy it gives you a BRAND NEW IP address but it also masks the incoming URL so you can’t block it!

These are the words of a sexual terrorist, a rapist. These guys know that’s what they’re doing. They call it “raep.” This threat is in my spam queue with all the others.

Wait. WHAT? Did she seriously get raped over the internet? Wow. Microsoft Rape 2007.

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11111111111 From: 11111111111 Date: August 10th, 2007 04:44 am (UTC) (link)
When does the MMO bukakke expansion come out?
kylinrouge From: kylinrouge Date: August 9th, 2007 10:00 pm (UTC) (link)
stop saying lulz god fucking damn it
ems33em From: ems33em Date: August 10th, 2007 04:00 am (UTC) (link)
I love you weev, so fucking much
From: kaiaphas Date: August 11th, 2007 06:58 pm (UTC) (link)
Someone had told me about this in passing yesterday, I'm glad that you posted it up here. This lady seems to think she is pretty 100% right. I still think that the Harry Potter spoiler giveaways were mean, though this is pretty funny. You would probably say that I'm too encumbered by a sense of justice, which I suppose by design anon. doesn't have:)

By the way, I've got CSpan on right now, watching the Republican Straw Poll in Iowa, and the Ron Paul folks were totally trolling Laura Ingraham, who appears upset that she isn't Ann Coulter.

From: kaiaphas Date: August 11th, 2007 07:00 pm (UTC) (link)
Jesus, did you read BitingBeaver's rape checklist?
From: luper Date: August 12th, 2007 05:15 am (UTC) (link)
From: (Anonymous) Date: January 22nd, 2010 10:39 am (UTC) (link)

And I would go back in time. To kill her abortion doctor.

I'll be back.
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